My Mom’s On Drugs

Mom, Cheyenne and I drove down to Eugene  Tuesday afternoon for an Awolnation concert. After making it to Eugene, we stopped at the River Valley Center only to discover the  car battery had died. While Mom called AAA I realized  I forgot the tickets. Awesome. After rushing to find a hotel with free Wi-Fi, I looked for an email from TicketsWest that gave me the ticket’s  confirmation number, hoping it could get  us into the concert. An hour late, we made it to the concert and begged for tickets. The woman commandeering the ticket stand printed off two tickets. No sarcasm awesome. We missed the first supporting band, Mother Mother, but we did make it in time to see Blondfire.

It was a lot of fun, if you ignored all the couples grinding and making out. I didn’t know how you can even grind to Awolnation. Unfortunately, I do now. Eeesh.

After the concert,  Mom, feigning maternal instincts, picked us up even though our hotel was three blocks away. There is, apparently, a lot of scary looking homeless people in Eugene. Those maternal instincts failed her when she decided to pop some migraine pills before getting in the car.

Cheyenne and I were standing on the street corner while the concert crowd encircled us when we heard cars honking. Lo and behold, a familiar blue van was in the middle of the street midst illegal turn. Perhaps  my mother was  pondering on the nature of existence and forgetting that she was in the middle of an intersection. Or maybe she was just stoned. Something jolted her out of her reverie and she made a sharp turn vaguely toward us and jumped the curb. At that point, everyone was laughing. And then the doors opened.

Needless to say, we had an eventful trip. And I did it all on a two hour nap.

Dreadlocks

Dreadlocks are a hairstyle. They’re just hair. Saying dreadlocks are filthy and gross makes as much sense as saying medium lengths bobs are filthy and gross. Yes, if they’re not taken care of they will be nasty. However, that applies to everyone’s hair and not solely dreads.

Starting Dreads

The neglect method is where hair is left to do it’s own thing. Encouraging hair to dread by crocheting, backcombing, twisting or any other way is common as it allows hair to dread faster and look more maintained. Braiding hair is often tried, but never works as the hair has to escape the braid to actually dread. I am not familiar with the methods used to create dreadlocks in African hair although I know it is, unsurprisingly, much easier.

Shrinkage is generally not a word you want to hear in any situation, unless it’s referring to your waist (and have you lost weight you are looking great!) but it’s an unfortunately necessary thing for me to explain. Sometimes when dreading, hair shrinks. Stephanie, the dreadlock goddess, told me that sometimes her client’s hair shrinks while dreading. This is very rare she explained, and she hasn’t found any common denominator for it. Its seems completely random. Hair can also shrink when starting dreadlocks the backcombing way,but this is completely avoidable. Dreadlocks can end up much shorter than the original length of hair. This is because the hair is pushed up when teased. This isn’t necessary. When backcombing is done right, hair should only lose an inch or two of length.

Maintenance

Crocheting, palm-rolling, and clockwise rubbing. These are not techniques used by underwater basket-weavers! These are methods to keep your ’locks tight and tidy. Some dreadheads say less is more and some say palm-roll, palm-roll, palm-roll. I don’t plan on doing more maintenance other then separating my roots every few days to keep hair from growing together.

Washing and drying dreadlocks is (or at least is should be) an ordeal. Dreadlocks are like sponges, and when they are not dried properly they can suck up water and end up with smelly mildew. Hair should be washed in the morning, no more often than every two or three days. Dreadlocks should be towel dried gently by squeezing each individual dreadlock. Then, hair should be blow-dried thoroughly. If possible, you should continue to blow dry hair a few more times during the day. Never go to sleep with wet dreads. Don’t wash your hair, or let dreads get wet, if you don’t think you have time to let them dry. Thankfully, your scalp will get used to your new routine and won’t produce as much oil. Your scalp will start to absorb the oil and your dreads should not look, or be, dirty.

Maturing Dreads

If you use the neglect method it can take up to a year or more for hair to actually look like dreadlocks. At the beginning hair will just look a little messy, then tangley and then it will start to separate. You might look like a hobo for a few months which is great if you’re into that (I am) and if you’re not, then patience, my young padawan. Your rat tail hair will look like dreadlocks in time.

If you’ve used one of the many methods to get dreads fast, as I have, your hair will go through some similar stages as those using the neglect method. It definitely depends on how you started’em and your hair type but generally hair starts tight, you wash them for the first time, they get loose-ish, you do some maintenance, they’re super frizzy, most seem to get tight but some come apart, you push forward, they’re still frizzy but they seem to start looking more like dreadlocks, they get tighter and ”KACHOW!” you look in your mirror and you realize you have dreadlocks. Like real, mature dreads.

After 2-6 months your dreads will be mature. This doesn’t mean they’ll always be super perfect and you’ll never have to worry about them again, but it does mean you’ll probably be having good hair days every day. Dreadlocks will be done with any shrinking, they’ll be at their permanent size and be tight and a little hard. Hair can loosen and you’ll have to deal with your roots growing in but your dreads are pretty much set. Continue with any maintenance you’ve been doing, although less of it will be necessary.

Product

Product such as wax can be used to help create and maintain dreadlocks but it is generally thought to be more of a hinder than a help as it, obviously, leaves an uncomfortable, waxy feel to dreadlocks and can create nasty build up. Washing dreads with a residue free shampoo helps with the dreadlocking process as it removes oil and dirt which slow down the dreading, although some people prefer not to use any product at all. The woman who did my dreadlocks doesn’t do a thing to her hair and, Cheyenne will agree, it was gorgeous and wasn’t dirty in the slightest.

Conditioning is an obvious no go as it detangles hair and leaves residue in the dreadlock. However, as long as starting dreads is not traumatic (I’m looking at you, Sadee), the health of your hair should only improve with dreads.

Natural products are healthiest for dreads and provide a multitude of uses. Tea Tree Oil is popular directly applied to dreads or mixed with water and sprayed on for its ability to kill bacteria as well as providing hair with moisture. Apple Cider Vinegar cleans and pure Aloe Vera gel helps tighten dreads and smooths frizzies.

Getting Rid Of Dreadlocks

Is hard, and sometimes impossible without shaving them off. Depending on how they were started and how old they are it is sometimes possible to get away with cutting them short and detangling the hair left or even detangling the dreads in their entirety. However, it’s an extremely long process. From what I have heard, it can take up to ten hours to comb out medium-long length, Caucasian thickness hair.

Dreadlocks are awesome and I adore them. They vary as much as any other hairstyle and so do the people who have them. Leave any questions in the comments!

Portland Trip

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My hair appointment was at the Akemi Salon with Stephanie. The salon was cozy and smelled wonderful. I was greeted by Stephanie as I walked in. I sat down, she asked what size I wanted my dreads, and we were on our merry way. Stephanie was very friendly and Cheyenne and I had so much fun talking to her. The entire process took less than two hours.

Stephanie has been interested in dreadlocks (and have had them at different times) for twenty years or so and has been doing dreadlocks professionally for about ten. She has an interesting method for starting dreads but it appears to be a very effective one. After backcombing a section she then crochets the hair, creating a tight, knotty strand. Because they’re so tight, they’re very small. A lot smaller than they will be. After my first wash they’re supposed to start looking more like dreadlocks. My baby dreads are in a growing out thick bangs, chubby eleven year old boy before puberty awkward stage.

(I’ll make a post dedicated to dreadlocks but before that: no, my hair is not dirty. Yes, I wash my dreadlocks. No, I’m not a dirty hippie. Yes, I’m happy with them. No, I’m not getting rid of them anytime soon. Yes, they can get mildew. But really, only when you’re trying to. No, they won’t be infested by bugs. It’s just as likely to happen to your hair as it is mine. Yes, I know you don’t like them. I don’t care. I don’t go around insulting people’s hairstyles so lay off mine.)

When we arrived at the Roseland Theater a line had formed around the building. There was so much craziness that a drag queen asked us what was going on. Nico Vega was energetic. Atlas Genius was fun and IMAGINE DRAGONS WERE IMAGINE DRAGONS. Amazing. Not much is worth standing up for four hours straight but Imagine Dragons was, absolutely, completely.

March (is here)

March 15

Visiting Portland for my dreadlocking appointment and seeing Imagine Dragons with Atlas Genius and Nico Vega at the Roseland Theatre.

March 20

Supernatural Episode 17 Goodbye, Stranger will be airing! Castiel is back in all his angelic glory and Meg makes a Star Wars reference.

March 29

I am unfortunately going to the midnight premiere of The Host. It does, however, look more promising than Twilight. On the insistence of my friends I tried reading the book. It wasn’t much of a surprise that I didn’t make it past the first chapter. Stephanie Meyer is a very, very poor writer.

March 31

Game of Thrones’ season 3 premiere. The extended trailer also features a gorgeous song, Bones, by MS MR.